I saw Malachi at my club

s-aiden:

I suppose that’s cleaner, but it can’t be that effective if you have to keep using it. I meant to ask, if there are ever any jobs going, could you let me know? Apparently I overestimated how fond I was of my own company.

No, they all fear me. So… It’s effective.

You want to work for me? Cause… I think that might prove to be interesting.

so, i’m going to post replies tomorrow, if not, then in a two weeks when I get my new laptop. BUT i am going to post my two new crackships of camerily.

mad there are so many blake/ian crackships. like why. i’m not even looking for them, i’m looking for blake/joseph ones and i have to see this fuckery. omg. no.

I saw Malachi at my club

s-aiden:

Do you not just beat the shit out of them?

I pretty much tell them if they don’t leave me alone, I’ll cast a spell that will make their dick fall off. Still doesn’t make it any less annoying to be approached in the first place, though.

I saw Malachi at my club

s-aiden:

I’ll have to come by if the alcohol you serve is that strong! But you should spike his drink next time and make things more interesting.

I’m one of those people that likes to watch idiots embarrass themselves. You’re surrounded by alcohol and music, sounds good to me. 

He claims to have consumed elsewhere before coming to my club, but I think he’s just a big ass lightweight. Hm, I never thought of spiking anyone’s drink before, but now that  you mention it, it sounds like a damn good idea.

Yeah, watching idiots is fun, but getting hit on by said drunken idiots is not.

I honestly have like seven crushes in Camden. More than half of them are women.